Always lock the door
I always have to lock the door when I'm taking a shit, even if there's nobody else in and no chance of them coming home. I think it becuase I used to live in a house with cats and one pushed a poorly shut door open and started rubbing itself around my ankles when I was dropping the kids off. It's a bizarre feeling having something furry rub itself around your legs while your starfish is stretching over a particularly large brown log, and not one I want to recreate.
(JonnyDynamite, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 0:24, 6 replies)

You wrote: "It's a bizarre feeling having something furry rub itself around your legs while your starfish is stretching over a particularly large brown log"

Why yes it is. It's an even more bizarre feeling when you don't have cats...
(IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 0:52, closed)

Me too,
even when I lived alone I'd always lock the bathroom door. Force of habit I guess.
(bill, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 2:21, closed)

I know your pain
I am of the same habit. Earlier I took a dump in a restaurant toilet which was devoid of a lock. It was a risky adventure, but was actually strangely exhilarating...
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 2:27, closed)

I was having a dump the other day
and next door's cat jumped in the open window, down onto the floor, meowed hello, rubbed round my legs and then buggered off again!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:00, closed)

Dropping the kids off?
I've never heard that one before and find it a slightly disturbing image
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:25, closed)

Properly - dropping the kids off at the pool.
(Benzyl, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:50, closed)