Mass Hypocrisy
I've been reading this thinking about how you lot are all a bunch of fucking weirdos and tittering to myself. Up until now anyway. I have an absolutely morbid fear of breathing really heavily when using my iPod (or any portable musical equipment) and looking like a weirdo. So I combat it by either holding my breath as I walk past people who are reasonably close by on the street, or by coughing in a dramatic manner. I'll be buggered if I know why.
(Nimrod's Son Boredom provokes some interesting habits..., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:55, 10 replies)

Oh on that subject
Try being told when you're about 10 that when you were thinking something you started whispering your thoughts (very quietly) without realising it. It's made me paranoid ever since that when listening to loud music I'm singing it under my breath or saying my private thoughts out loud. Or when it's really quiet that people can hear what I'm thinking. Drives me mad.

Man, this QOTW has really made me realise how much of a weirdo I am!
(Cloudane, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:55, closed)

argh!
Me too!

Especially when I'm at the gym and I'm daydreaming while listening to music with plug style earphones that block out everything and then someone will turn and look at me for no apparent reason... did I say something weird or is it coincidence?
(xanthine, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:41, closed)

I hope this isn't a sign of madness
Because I do this, too. Or I just have to put my mp3 player on pause and take headphones off just to make sure I'm not breathing like Darth Vader.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:07, closed)

I do this and I am completely shocked and genuinely relieved that I'm not the only one who goes a bit weird about this.
(skrinklelada, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:55, closed)

This.
So glad it's not just me.
( Dave McF wrote some words on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:22, closed)

you're clearly fucking bonkers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:59, closed)

You should be locked up
you weird cunt.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:02, closed)

have you considered breathing through your nose?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:08, closed)

Great song
Got to love Max cavellera
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 3:54, closed)