Car Years
Our car gets one "car year" older every 1000 miles. She gets wished Happy Birthday every time the clock ticks over.

She is now 15 car years old.

My last car was traded in at the ripe old age of 66.

Also when driving past a field with animals in you have to make the noise of the animals. Sheeps easy, cows and pigs easy, we just looked blankly at each other when we passed a field of Llama.
(Yellow Car is now red, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:23, 16 replies)

My current car
Is now 131.
( MatJ LOOK, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:51, closed)

Just turned 167

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:26, closed)

that makes my vw camper
196... and still going strong ;-)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:46, closed)

I think they baa too.
Neat idea the car year. I thought you said "gets washed" and have to admit, mine gets washed closer to every 10 car years..
(Cloudane, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:54, closed)

I have had mine for 2.5 years
It has been washed 4 times.

I know this because it has been serviced twice, and gone back for warranty fixes twice. The dealers wash it, probably out of pity.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:41, closed)

I got my current car in 2004.
There has still never been a time when it, a bucket, a sponge and I have come even close to each other.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:18, closed)

Dude
You're my fucking hero!
( Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:00, closed)

Llamas....
make a sort of growly baa-ing noise... right in the back of the throat.
they also spit so you could do that. Make sure the windows are down first though.
( Sallyrsm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:03, closed)

Alpacas...
...sound like the cylindrical toys that are supposed to sound like sheep bleating when you turn them.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:16, closed)

i drive about 24000 miles a year
My car would get very old very quickly!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:18, closed)

"Sheeps"??
I think you'll find the plural of a sheep is sheep

-This correction was brought to you by a grammer nazi-
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:18, closed)

"Grammer"??
I think you'll find . . .
( Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:45, closed)

How ironic
Being picked up on my grammar by someone half my age who can't even spell correctly. I'll go easy and not mention the poor punctutation.

It was intentional, but nevermind I'll be more careful in future.

Anyway, shouldn't you be -a spelling goblin- ?
(Yellow Car is now red, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:36, closed)

Fucksocks!
I'm not really a grammar nazi, or a spelling goblin for that matter, I was just being pretentious
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:48, closed)

Pretentious, toi?

s/pretentious/twat/
(IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:05, closed)

Animal noises.
We do that one too.

When we drove past a field of Llamas, we just shouted out "Llama noise!" instead.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:46, closed)