They made me eat it
As a child I was tricked into eating....

Spam Fritters - processed meat deep-fried in batter. As if it wasn't bad enough on its own.

Brawn - It was cow-brain, granny, why didn't you tell me?

Tongue – it tastes and smells like being licked by a sweaty bullock trying to sexually coerce you into a bovine-act. Some may love that, though.

As an adult I've had a go at:

That nasty Scandinavian dark bread that's made out of cardboard

And wondered: meringue, what wrongness is that? Crusty egg and sugar, yummy.

I’ve worked out that crème caramel tastes of the late 70's, early 80's. False and nasty.

Dutch chips. English chips with English mayo or French mayo, larverley. Vile, sweet, yellow, Cheeser-chips with custard-like ‘fritta-sauce’ on them, christ, how stoned do you have to be to eat them? I have never managed it.
(skitster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:12, Reply)