Vegetables suck
I mean, everything with chlorophyl has essentially the taste of grass. If I wanted to eat cattle food, I would just bend down and mow the grass with my teeth.

I tell you more, when one of those stupid vegans/neo-anarchists/greepeacers/republicans come to me and tell me that I am a coward barbarian for eating a dead animal´s flesh, I have only two possible answers:

1- "So it´s ok to eat something that is alive? Because the leaves of your letuce are still breathing and doing photosynthesis while you chew it in your month. Not to mention the poor seeds. At least I do not eat a cow´s embryo, and the animals that we kill to eat can actually deffend themselves."

2- "If we are not suposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

Stop eating plants. I need them to continue my work.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:12, Reply)