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rob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 10:51)
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School Puddingsfuck me forgot about this whole new food group, if you can call it that.
Semolina - watered down insides of smashed up stag beetle. You gotta smash a stag beetle, not those buzzy maybug things, the black-evil-looking-flying-death-bombers-with-big-claws and teeth that fly like bricks don’t. Then pour on a bit of water and stir the white stuff around. That for me is semolina.
Rice Pudding. Smashed, watered down, stag beetle with the bits stirred back in with a stick. And that menstrual dribble of sauce they pour on....oh god no.
Spotted dick - bathroom sponge with smashed up stag beetle bits.
Butterscotch tart - christ what are they thinking. Gritty fucking mud covering slightly damp cardboard.
Anything with a liquid that could form a scum...or what they called *skin*. Thats not fucking skin, its coloured pond scum.
All the variations of crumble..rhubarb , apricot , last weeks left over desert crumble, mystery crumble.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:12, Reply)
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