World's Most Hated FoodWhat food do you hate the most? And why? Do brussel sprouts make you hurl? Can't stand the pea? Think baked-beans are the work of satan? Tell us, and tell us now.
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rob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 10:51)
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CUCUMBER IS THE FOOD OF THE DEVIL!!Cucumber is the most disgusting substance in the known universe!
Slimy, crunchy, vomit inducing, salad contaminating hideousness!
The worst worst thing about it is that people put it in *everything* that is even vaguely salad-related!
If you complain about it people come out with this whole 'oh but it's 90% water, it doesn't really taste of anything' bullshit - it tastes of utter foulness and it's the 10% of pure unadulterated evilness that I object to!
and no - you cannot just pick it out if you don't like it - cucumber makes everything else taste like cucumber, anything it has been in contact with is hopelessly contaminated by it.
honestly - it's enough to make me want to move to France where they hardly use it in salads at all...
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:47, Reply)
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