World's Most Hated FoodWhat food do you hate the most? And why? Do brussel sprouts make you hurl? Can't stand the pea? Think baked-beans are the work of satan? Tell us, and tell us now.
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rob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 10:51)
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MarmiteI fuckin' hat Marmite, so there, it is the essence of evil, boiled down and put in a brown jar and sold to unsuspecting people.
It is the Devil's own food because:
1) the average cost of a jar of marmite is 66.6p
2) anything that looks like earwax, smells like earwax, and tastes like earwax has to be earwax, yeast extract my arse.
3) it is brown, nothing good is brown, there are no good magicians in the lord of the rings called something the brown. No-one says admire my nice new brown reliant robin, no-one buys brown socks. brown is the colour of hospital waiting rooms, funeral parlours and coffins.
4) Marmite, even the name is insinuating that your mother would do nasty things... marmite spread easily? would she? have to ask Pa.
5)It is evil.
6) And it makes your breath smell putrid, fact if you eat marmite you will never pull in a nightclub.
Marmite is evil.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 23:51, Reply)
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