World's Most Hated FoodWhat food do you hate the most? And why? Do brussel sprouts make you hurl? Can't stand the pea? Think baked-beans are the work of satan? Tell us, and tell us now.
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rob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 10:51)
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Pineapple bridge rollsI am three. It is my Grandma and Granddad's Golden Wedding. Grandma has done a buffet. For some reason, one 'dish' consists of cheap bridge rolls (thinner, shittier hot dog buns for the uninitiated), spread thickly, THICKLY with slightly dubious butter (grandparents don't believe in fridges, have a larder instead which they are convinced keeps things fresh - it doesnt), and then covered in the early 70's equivalent of Tesco Value pineapple chunks. The thin, watery pineapple juice either pools in the dips in the rancid butter or soaks into the pikey bread, turning it into a translucent pineappley starchmess.
I eat seven before anyone notices.
I cover most of my grandparents prized shag-pile carpet with buttery, bread-clagged, pinapple-chunky vomit.
I don't like pineapple anymore.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:10, Reply)
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