hmmm...
about the post a bit below about McDonalds being shut down for mayonnaise replaced by man milk - probably just urban myth, McDomalds don't use mayonnaise, just god awful sauces that taste like mayonnaise thats been left in the sun too long. I worked there once (oh the shame).

Plum Tomatoes. Worst thing possible, and working in a coffee shop, i have to serve them to people for breakfast. They're horrible, they look like they belong inside somebody and the smell makes me want to gag.

Oh, and coronation chicken. God damn thats an awful sandwich filling. "Hmm... this is nice, its like a curry! Wait, what the fuck? WHO THE CRAP PUT RAISINS IN HERE!?" raisins on their own, i can stand, but mixed in with other things, they remind me of rabbit poo.

And quiche!! Show me a man who does not utterly abhore / fear quiche and i'll show you a gay! Seriously, its like somebody vomited in a flan case, warmed it up and decided to eat it again. No good can ever come of that.

Black pudding too. Thanks, but i'd rather not eat blood mixed with onions. Who the crap eats that shit?

Ooh, sweetcorn as well. No, it gives you no form of nutrition at all. It comes out exactly as it went in. Don't tell me you eat it because you like the taste. You're a liar, it tastes horrible. I could say i eat rocks because i like the taste, but people would think THAT was strange.
(mrcheese989, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 17:44, Reply)