HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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The Llama Farmers supporting 3 colours red 1998 wolverhampton wulfronI was (still am) a huge 3 Colours Red Fan in '98 they were on the way up starting to play big(gish) size headline gigs.
For some reason they had a very poor band called the Llama Farmers supporting them.
I in my infinite wisdom thought they might need telling how poor they are so I shouted at the top of my voice between songs
"you are FUCKING SHIT"
The lead singer fixed me with a cold stare and asked If I wanted to come onstage and have a go to see if I was better.
I cant play guitar for shit so I sort of mumble
"no your alright"
he heard me I know he knew what I said but he asked me to repeat it so I did.
He laughed and said "I thought so twat"
And I felt like one as well, I have never heckled a live act again, I did loudly Boo during Hannibal in the cinema and was asked to leave.
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:33, Reply)
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