HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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deeply wounding and fucking funnySome try-outs are just doomed the moment they shuffle onto the stage- the only question is how long will an audience wait before sticking the knife in and twisting it.
There was one such self-deluding moonlighting accountant who told the direst jokes with absolutely no response at all from the audience, until one sinister voice calls out
"everybody hates you- you must know from school"
Cue breakdown.
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 16:34,
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