HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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as told by Mark ThomasHe told the story of a black comedian having to deal with a group of racist twunts.
One of them holds out a tenner and says "here's a tenner, you can put it towards fucking off back to where you came from"
The comedian grabs the tenner and says
"cheers- I'm from Lewisham- I can get a cab home now"
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 16:52,
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