HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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At a Funeral for a friend gigthe support band were the horrifically retard-metal Bullet for my valentine. Which obviously quite a few metalheads had gone to see:
as Ffaf walk on-
Metaltwat: Boo, bring Bullet back- I don't wanna see these gays
Me: Fuck off then.
*Metaltwat does so*
Then watching Nine black alps the bassist comes up with the best reply to a heckler ever.
Twat: Boo! Get a haircut!
Bassist: Why don't you get a haircut, you cunt.
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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 17:05,
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