HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Daniel KitsonAt the Nottingham Tsunami benefit gig some drunk idiot spent the majority of Kitson's compere inteludes shouting incomprehensible "sentences" at Kitson, pissing off the majority of the audience, until Kitson finally retaliates with "I don't see how we can have a conversation, I've yet to learn drunk twat"
He shut up after that
Kitson is still a cunt however.
And Jerry Sadowitz, although ugly, is famed for having a huge cock, being a great lover, and doing it up to 7 times a night.
So fucking him wouldn't be the worst option.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 17:18,
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