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This is a question Heckles

Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Woody Bop Muddy.
Came on stage - he was supporting Rob Newman.

I thought he was a roadie.

He said "well, hello everyone then. I'm Woody Bop Muddy!"

I shouted out "I didn't pay to see you"

And he walked off.

He came back on stage.

Everyone clapped. I suppose politely.
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 17:39, Reply)

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