HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Woody Bop Muddy.Came on stage - he was supporting Rob Newman.
I thought he was a roadie.
He said "well, hello everyone then. I'm Woody Bop Muddy!"
I shouted out "I didn't pay to see you"
And he walked off.
He came back on stage.
Everyone clapped. I suppose politely.
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 17:39, Reply)
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