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This is a question Heckles

Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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When I was about 9 I got dragged up on stage for the big singalong finale at the local theatre - the lead "actor" was none other than panto stalwart Gary Wilmot.

So there I am stood on stage with 4 other kids around my age, and I'm last in line to be spoken to. All the kids are asked the usual range of "hilarious" inappropriate questions like "what job do you do then" and "are you married".

He gets to me and asks me my name, and then JACKPOT - he asks me if I'm married.

I shuffle about uncomfortably and say in to the mic "she divorced me 2 weeks ago for my best friend"

Mr Wilmot totally lost his train of thought, and I got a "badum-TISH" from the drummer in the orchestra pit and a rousing laugh from the audience (more than the rest of the show in fact).
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 18:03, Reply)

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