HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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You Fat Bastard!I remember seeing Chubby Brown in Portsmouth one night and, as usual, attracting more than his fair share of hecklers.
The one killer Chubby retort I recall was "I hope the local sewage farm doesn't do a stock-take mate. They'll find a bucket of shit missing..."
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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 18:12,
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