HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Holidaying in Magalufand Pat Sharp of Fun House fame was DJing in a club. He had an hour or so break in between his set and i spotted the opportunity to speak to the mulleted marvel at the bar.
"I had a crush on the twins from Fun House", i said. "Yeah, well i fucked them both", his reply.
He didn't like it much when he returned to the decks, with each song being drowned out by about 40 people chanting, "Pat Sharp is a wanker, is a wanker, is a bloddy stupid wanker".
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 18:49, Reply)
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