HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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More of a comeback than a heckle....On the way to pick up a TV i had bought on ebay, from a warehouse somewhere in manchester, a friend and I walked past a couple of chav's - matching black tracksuits, can of special brew in hand etc etc...
Anyway, the smarter of the 2 noticed we both wear glasses and came out with:
"Ha ha, 8 eyes, 8 EYES!"
To which my friend replied:
"Hu Hu Hu - NO GCSE's"
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 21:52, Reply)
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