HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Micheal douglas' brotheryou know the one that overdosed or something like that.
wanted to be a stand up comic but was absolutely shite, was dying on his arse one time at the jongleurs when some bloke told him to fuck off.
"dont you know who i am??? im kirk douglas' son!?"
to which one bloke stood up and shouted "no IM kirk douglas' son!"
and one by one everyone got up and shouted "NO IM kirk douglas' son!"
he left soon after in tears!
honerable mention some shite yank comic in reading fest last year who was so shite that he refused to leave the stage till he got a laugh, he counted down the time in his set FFS!
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