HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Sheffield Wednesday v Norwichat Hillsborough with my season ticket over christmas a few years ago, and the Owls are taking a good old humping from Norwich City 5-0 with a Wednesday player sent off for good measure. Most of the crowd had left at 4-0 at half time, so the only people still there are the die-hard nutters, and people like me who are there for the laugh when and don't really care unless its close. with about 5 minutes to go during a quiet moment, and with Wednesday maybe looking like starting an attack, I stand up and shout "next goal winner!" to be followed by "nevermind..." after another crossfield pass went out for a throw in.
Got a fair mix of hearty laughs and glares from those still in the stands...
ps montyyouterriblecunt, don't steal heckles from David Baddiel's too much information tour video, someone will catch you out...
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 0:36, Reply)
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