HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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a future beer commercialI'm the guy who lives in South Korea. Most weekends I go to Skunk Hell, the country's only punk music venue. Lately we've had a lot of American soldiers coming out (but I couldn't think of any really good stories when that was QOTW). Last July 3, all the GIs were happy because the next day was a statutory holiday. I was teasing them because I'm Canadian and we have our national holiday three days earlier than them (not that there's any real benefit to that). I suddenly realised I was the only Canadian around.
The Americans basically lined up. One of my friends said "This is for Celine Dion" and punched me in the shoulder. I laughed and apologised. Another one said "This one's for Avril Lavigne" and gave me another shot. I apologised again. Then a big American skinhead said "This is for Brian Adams" and punched me in the stomach. It hurt more than it should but didn't wind me. I said "Wait a second, you guys all forgot about Shania Twain. Please let me apologise for unleashing her on the world." The American skinhead hit me in the stomach again.
We were standing on a sloped alleyway and I was a little higher up than him. At this point, I simply said "This one's for Britney," and elbowed the guy right in the solar plexus, knocking him to the ground and making him drop his beer so it sprayed out on two other Americans sitting nearby minding their own business.
Later he tried to give me a revenge shot, but I stumped him when I asked him to name a Canadian boy band. He admitted defeat.
I hope this fits the definition of heckling close enough.
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 2:55, Reply)
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