HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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FuneralIt was my uncle's funeral. Unfortunately, a bunch of his mates got boozed up beforehand. The priest doing the service was fresh off the boat from Poland, but his English was very good nonetheless. Still, he spoke with a strong accent, and in the middle of a prayer (in English), one of the pissheads yelled,
"SPEAK ENGLISH!!!"
My tiny mother went absolutely ballistic. I'd like to think that if it wasn't her brother's funeral, she would have ripped the bollocks off the heckler with her bare hands.
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 3:05,
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