HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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George Carlin!So i went to see George Carlin perform in my home town awhile back. He was GREEEAAAAT! In the middle of the show he got to a joke that took a bit of explaining and told the audience not to yell or laugh till the end cause he needed to concentrate. Of course in the middle of the joke some assclown yells "wooooooooo" completely killed the joke and didnt get that many laughs. So George quickly snaps back after his joke "Hey security we have a major asshole in the front row and if he doesnt shut the fuck up i'll need you to hold him down while i shove my cock in his mouth!" The whole audience laughed so hard and that guy left the building that moment in shame!
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 8:43, Reply)
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