HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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I'll get my coat...Twas sitting at a dull dinner party with the host telling tales of his world travels.
We were being told of ALL the exotic places he’d been and how HE’D been diving EVERYWHERE and stayed at ALL the best hotels. Everyone sat listening to his tales although you could tell they were all getting bored.
“And then we stayed in this hotel out on the reef. The floor to the bathroom was glass, you could watch the fish when you were on the toilet, which flushed out straight onto the reef”
“Actually one morning when I went to the loo a manta ray came up off the bottom and swallowed one of my richards whole”
“Eew that’s horrid” said one of the girls.
“Well” said I, looking up “You wouldn’t want to chew it, would you”
Cue one of the chaps spraying his coffee and the sound of very hearty laughs from a couple of the others.
Well, at least it brought his tale to an end.
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:55, Reply)
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