HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Billy Connolly...once responded to a heckle with;
"DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB! I DON'T COME TO YOUR WORK AND TELL YOU HOW TO SWEEP UP!"
Which i sometimes use as well.
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 10:57, Reply)
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