HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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heckle responsesSimilar to one below - Justin Moorhouse at a comedy club in Stoke, had been getting interruptions throughout from the front row. "Look mate, I'm trying to do a show here, its my job so let me get on with it. I don't come down to the docks and knock cocks out of your mouth."
Brendon Burns is a true champion though. A small gig, and some tool giving grief shouts "I've fucked your Mum." Burns then proceeds to very politely ask the gentleman his age (mid 20's) and comment on his appearnce, over which he obviously takes care. Confused, the heckler plays along. Burns then reveals to the crowd that his mum is not much of a looker and around 65 years old, and so the man's earlier claim reflected quite poorly on him, and was in fact 'a big win for my mum'. Awesome. Apols for length - first time poster...
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fanoir keep empowering yourselves, you bitches!, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 12:56,
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