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This is a question Heckles

Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Manchester City v Charlton Athletic
About ten years ago when City were worse than they are now!! I was at this game which we needed to win to give ourselves a chance of staying up.

True to form we were fucking awful but still managed to scrape a draw. (still got relegated though)

Anyway the point to this is that there were two brilliant shouts from the crowd that afternoon.

The first being the Charlton fans with the imaginative "going down, going down, going down" to which City responded with "so are we, so are we, so are we"

The second when genius German striker Uwe Rosler missed a sitter a bloke sat near me in the North stand screamed "you'd have hit the fucking target if the keeper was Polish"

(actually now i've written this it seemed funnier at the time, sorry!)
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:17, Reply)

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