HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Blind ManI was in a comdey club in Edinburgh and there was a blind man at the end of the bar, obviously a regular.
Well there was this comedian on stage, absloutely crap and the blind guy had finally had enough
"Get off!!! - You're crap" says blind guy..
Pause for a few sconds then:
"Has he gone?"
Genius....
But, if the comedian was any good he should have come back with:
"You're only saying that 'cos I'm black...."
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 16:35,
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