HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
(
chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
« Go Back
Dick WhittingtonWhen I was very, very small, my dad was in a local amateur dramatic production of the pantomime Dick Whittington, as the mayor. I was incredibly excited and couldn't wait to watch him act.
It had been going for what felt like hours, with no sign of my dad, and little Oranguturn was getting fidgety. I whispered to Mummy: "When's Daddy coming on?" She proceeded to inform me that this unrecognisable buffoon who'd been on stage for most of the play in a giant beard and hat combo was, in fact, my father. Cue a loud, disbelieving, toddler's protest:
"THAT'S NOT MY DADDY!"
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 18:02, Reply)
« Go Back