HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Funny football story"I went to this football match once and it was really funny because the crowd started chanting 'You are rubbish' to the away team because they had lost 5-nil in a previous game... or something."
Sorry, but these posts are not in any way humorous, not the vaguest bit interesting and not even particularly relevant to this QOTW.
C'mon, you can do better people. Just make something up if not.
I didn't, but then thats because I live an interesting and jetsetting lifestyle that doesn't in any way shape or form involve watching 22 grown men kick an inflated sphere made of pigskin around a large advertising-riddled oblong of grass, on a neck-achingly giant TV screen in a pub full of beery sweaty Neanderthals.
*awaits heckles*
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 18:24, Reply)
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