HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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My favourite variation on the "I don't come to your work" put-downwas from Marcus Brigstocke, who used the charming "I don't come down to the docks and slap cocks out of your mouth."
But my absolute favourite ever was from a compere at a festival responding to somebody who kept shouting "tell us a joke" at a poet. "You want a joke? I'll tell you a joke. An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar ... and they all think you're a cunt."
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 19:07,
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