HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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"In the 19th Century"There was a circle of students on the mall at the University of Arizona in Tucson. I think we were arguing about the legitimacy of the papacy, or some such, when I sputtered to life, stepped into the circle, harrumphed, and with much pomposity began "In the 19th Century..."
Out of sight, someone echoed, with dead-on accuracy, "In the 19th Century..."
That was it. I forgot what I had to say, and had to retreat back into the circle, to much mocking laughter.
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