HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Walking through townwith some of my mates, we spotted what can be described by popular culture as a MILF.
"MILF!" my friend shouted, in all his wiseness. This was followed by "How you doing love, fancy a drink? PHWOAR!"
As I recoiled in shame, the woman, obviously shocked said "I'm old enough to be your mother!"
To his eternal credit, my mate quipped "Well does that mean I can suck your tits?"
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 23:04, Reply)
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