HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Teacher HecklesI worked in a school where the Head of English was a legend. He could silence any pupil who dared to try and disrupt the class.
My favourite still has to be:
Pupil: Nice tie Sir, where did you get it?
Teacher: From the end of your Mum's bed this morning.
Classic (and probably illegal under the Human Rights Act nowadays).
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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 23:39,
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