HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Billy Connolly...Saw a cracker on one of Billy's live stand-up shows. Works very well in everyday life for us, too...
Billy: Blah blah joke blah...
Heckler: "Oi! Why don't you say something funny for once?"
Billy: "Hey ye! Stoap tellin' me hei ta doo ma joab! Dee I come roond tae yoor wiruk an' tell ye hoo tae sweep up?!"
Fuckin' classic. There's also an old boy who lives in my village who's an utter master of the heckle. He even heckles the vicar in church. With great success, I might add. Once I've sobered up I might be able to remember one or two and you'll all be the first to know. But for now, night night.
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 2:23, Reply)
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