HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Never heckle a hypnotist...As I foolishly did. Lo Reid has an evil sense of humour. First of all, she thoroughly put me in my place with a decent put down, as all entertainers are apt to do. However, the put down is irrelevant here. It's what she did next. There is a part of the act where she convinces people that a pair of spectacles she gives them enables them to see through people's clothes. All fine and good you think. Alas, no. She added the extra caveat that not only could they see through my clothes, she also convinced said volunteers my balls hanged down to me knees and my dick was nowhere to be seen. As I have said before, never heckle a hypnotist.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 8 Apr 2006, 15:11,
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