HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Edwina Currie's Major HeadacheSo just before the War on/in/around Iraq, when it was all fun and games in the media, some bright spark at ITV decides that to coincide with Edwina Currie's new late night talk show, their opening show would be a debate about whether or not the UK should go to war. An entirely pointless exercise but made all the more interesting by the fact that during the week her book came out which talked about her affair with John Major.
You can see where this is going, can't you?
The debate's centred on the existence of WMD and someone pointed out that there's no reason to doubt they're there, the Conservatives can just check their receipts.
Another Labour supporter shouts out "The Tories fucked Britain!"
Quick as a flash, someone else goes "Edwina wouldn't know, she was busy fucking Major!"
That got edited out, as did my fantastically amazing argument that stumped her.
Be gentle, I'm new.
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 15:43, Reply)
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