HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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another arsenal one.....only just remember this one told to me by my arsenal supporting mate.
So it seems he was at a north london derby (arsenal vs spurs for those not in the know). The arsenal fans (lovingly, I'm sure) refer to the spurs supporters as 'yids' since they're clearly all jewish. i dont know why either.
Anyway, during the warm up one of the arsenal fans gets up and shouts towards the spurs fans:
"I'D RATHER BE A SPASTIC THAN A YID!"
which drew a mixed reaction of shock and laughter from the surrouding fans.
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 16:35, Reply)
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