HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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chubby browndelivered two of the great heckle put downs of all time.
1. Chubby tried to start his show and 3 times some women in the audience just shouts as he starts to talk. He stopped twice and just smiled. Third time he looks at her and says 'I hope your fanny isn't as big as your mouth'!
2. Another show, he tries to tell a joke and a guy in the audience keeps shouting at him. Chubby stops and says 'If you were so important then all the seats would be facing you'
Needless to say, the heckles stopped.
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 17:37,
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