HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Kids say the sweetest things...A friend of mine was a youth worker, working in Manchester with young offenders as part of their court ordered 'rehabilitation' into society. He enjoyed his job, and was eager to be 'down with the kids'. He's also a bit of a hippy.
Anyway, one summer he turned up for work wearing a sarong, which amused the 15 or so young teenage chavs that had turned up for the session no end. After an hour of being called a poof, David tried to reason with them saying, 'Just because I am wearing a sarong, doesn't mean I'm gay. I mean, David Beckham wears them doesn't he?'
All was silent, till a scally 12 year old lad piped up from the back, 'Yeah, but Posh Spice takes it up the arse doesn't she sir?'
He didn't wear a sarong again.
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