HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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BaseballFor those of you that know the game, Cal Ripken is a legend in baseball. He broke the streak set by Lou Gehrig for the longest streak without missing a game.
Anyway, Cal had a younger Brother, Billy Ripken who was a pro baseball player, but just not as good as Cal. One of Cal's final seasons, the Orioles (Cal's team) had brought Billy on as a Second Baseman...
The O's are playing Philadelphia in a pre-season game and Billy is on the on-deck circle, as he was next to bat. Swinging the weighted bat, stretching, etc.
A Philly fan behind me shouts until he gets Billy's attention...Billy looks up, smiling, slowly raising his hand to acknowledge the obviously enthusiastic fan...
The Philly fan?
"Hey Billy? How much do Cal's golfclubs weigh?!"
Billy's face was priceless. Though I DID feel sorry for him...least enough to scowl at the Phillies fan!
:)
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 19:59,
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