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Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Friend of mine was playing in a band who had a rather arrogant lead singer. They were playing a pub gig in Wales and it wasn't going great, seeing as they did a lot of covers they offered to play requests... someone shouts out "Do you know 'The Streets Of London'?", "Yes" comes the reply, "Well why don't you fuck off and play there then" comes the response.

And I forget the comedian, but he was on a stand up TV show late one evening on the BBC, and some dude was repeatedly heckling him always with amusing comments, aforementioned comedian eventually gets fed up with it and says "actually, you're quite funny,.. only quite funny though, thats why you're down there and I'm up here."
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 22:18, Reply)

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