HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Charlie Bucket... 'pwn3d'.Went to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. When his grandpa gives him his savings to buy another bar of chocolate, Charlie, after much tension building, rips open the packet to find he hasn't won a golden ticket.
"Unlucky!" comes a voice from the audience.
Points awarded for timing and succinctness.
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 3:47, Reply)
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