HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Dillinger Escape Planwas playing at a local theatre during a heavy metal show called the Gigantour. Now, for those of you who have had the pleasure of not hearing these guys play, they SUCK. There was one guy in the pit who made it known to the band, quite vocally (I could hear him all the way up in the cheap seats). To his credit, the lead singer came up with a pretty good comeback (and, according to a friend who was standing right next to him, accurate):
Guy: "You suck! Get off the stage!"
Singer: "Oh, what are you gonna do, hit me with your broadsword? Go back to D&D, you fucking nerd."
Cue much applause and laughter from the entire audience, the fuckwad shouted a few more things, they went back and forth a bit, the singer shooting him down every time. He eventually gave up, and DEP proceeded to continue sucking for the rest of the set. They were very energetic, though, the singer actually started throwing equipment around and jumping off of things. Fun to watch, painful to hear. The rest of the show (particularly Megadeath and Dream Theater) was excellent, though.
No apologies for the length of my broadsword, it vibrates on a command word.
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 9:25, Reply)
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