Cinema
When watching Peter Pan (I wanted to see something else, the guy who invited us out for the evening turned out to have wanted us to keep him company while he tried to pull, so we weren't in a good mood), slightly pissed, in the midst of lots of kids with parents, you can severely offend people by treating the whole thing like it's a pantomime. The idea started when an anti-piracy ad came on and during the solemn 'Piracy is bad' bit at the end me and my mate stood up and yelled:

'Booo! Peter Pan'll get you!'

It was funny cos we were drunk, now that bit is just embarassing but it led to us trying to outdo each other for what offence we could cause. Some of the best were:

(when Ludivine Sagnier appeared as Tinkerbell) 'I've seen her cunt'

And we sang the 'I don't believe in fairies song', which consists in singing the phrase ad infinitum whilst clapping along, so none of the little buggers actuallly die. This basically kept us amused for the entire film while the guy who had wasted our evening failed to succeed in his quest. And I don't think we offended anyone else, we only shouted stuff during the trailers.

We did the same the next year for Narnia, when Madeleine and Gavin won the offence competition with a joint cry of 'Look at the pubes on that horse!'

Unfortunately at that point a hoard of internet users broke into the cinema and raped us.

They made no apologies for length. That'll teach me not to put in exposition in my posts.
(thePontificator, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 20:56, Reply)