HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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My Christening - late 80s sometimethe vicar's at the front trying to light this candle with a wooden spill, it finally lights, he turns away and, right on cue, it goes out again. Before he's noticed its gone out my uncle's hopped up on to the alter, got his fag lighter out and relit the bloody thing...
...of course i remember this well
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 22:24, Reply)
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