HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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not really a heckle.....'twas the first midnight screening of Star Wars : episode 1. Cinema staff dressed up in stomptrooper suits, darth vader directing you to your seat, all very exciting when you're 13. Trailers/adverts finish after what seems an age. Then, the famous words appear on the silver screen once again: "A LONG, LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR, AWAY......."
dramatic silence.
some wag at the back yells "I think ive seen this before, why did I get up so early!?"
oh how we laughed*
* and repeated the gag every time we went to see a Star Wars film
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Ralph farts in your general direction, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 0:23,
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