HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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The truth about BudweiserA few years back, on my first (and hopefully last) trip to the manicured hellhole that is Orlando I found myself at Seaworld. There they have the Budweiser museum, which offers free trusting. Result thought I, having done similar things at the Carlsberg and Heineken breweries, and so wandered in.
After sitting through a thirty minute presentation on how the beer was made the presenter held a quick quiz before the tasting, something that pissed off the liggers even more than watching the extended Bud advert we'd just snoozed through.
Question 1, Why should you always serve Bud at below 12 degrees?
A cry from the back of the room (and undoubtedly from a Brit) "So you can tell it from piss!"
The length of his ire was the best thing about the visit.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 12:20, Reply)
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